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Beer Metal Sex Guitar

by Made Austria

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    Limited edition DVD by Melbourne's hottest hard rock acappella band! With hot rockin' video clips for THE HARD WAY and CALLIN' ALL CARS plus live recordings of OOO TATTOO, LONG WAY DOWN, I GOT ROCK N ROLL and KEEP ON DREAMIN' all housed in a hot pink case! Yeaooww!!
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1.
The Hard Way 02:57
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You gotta love your girl, you gotta treat her right You gotta come home when you've been drinking all night You gotta say she looks good, you gotta offer to pay But I learnt that the hard way The hard way The hard way If you don't treat her nice you'll pay the ultimate price But I learnt that The hard way Oh yeah! If she steps in mud you gotta wipe her feet If she's lookin' hungry buy her something to eat Don't go out with the boys if you want her to stay But I learnt that the hard way The hard way The hard way If you did what she said she'd still be in your bed But I learnt that The hard way I did! You know it! Oh yeah! Give it to me! I've been learning the hard way all of my life That's why I never got me a wife The hard way is long, the hard way is tough And now I think that I've had enough of The hard way The hard way Don't let a good thing go, believe me I know 'Cos I learnt that The hard way I learnt that the hard way
2.
Calling All Cars
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Come on, boys I'm calling triple O it's an emergency My girl's just said that she's in love with me I heard it, she said it, I know that it's true Now she's put love on the table I need some help from you And so I'm calling all cars To rescue me from love I need the riot police And the choppers up above She says that she loves me I don't know what to do So I'm calling all cars To save me from loving you Yeah! They need to break down the door, get forensics in the house Keep close to the wall and stay as quiet as a mouse Love is the culprit, love is the crime Love has got me by the balls and it's got me running blind And so I'm calling all cars To rescue me from love I need the riot police And the choppers up above She says that she loves me I don't know what to do So I'm calling all cars To save me from loving you I never had it so bad, I never had it so good I never said I loved you, I don't know why I should Love is the drug, an illegal amphetamine Let us give you a strip search You won't find love on me And so I'm calling all cars To rescue me from love I need the riot police And the choppers up above She says that she loves me I don't know what to do So I'm calling all cars To save me from loving you One two three four
3.
Ooo Tattoo 03:32
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Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah You might think you know me My tight pants ain't hiding much But when I start taking them off You'll see something you wanna touch It's a little bit dirty Some say it's against the law Be gentle with it please baby 'Cos it's still a little sore I got a ooo tattoo Because I'm a rocker Got a ooo tattoo 'Cos I'm a motherfucker Got a ooo tattoo That says I'm your lover Got a ooo tattoo That says I did your mother Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah Put a rattlesnake on my back On my chest I'll take a rose Well let's see 'Nicky boy forever' Underneath your pantyhose Short skirt, high heels, suspender belts Dressed up like a maid That's how big Nick did a picture of you baby On my shoulder blade I got a ooo tattoo Because I'm a rocker Got a ooo tattoo 'Cos I'm a motherfucker Got a ooo tattoo That says I'm your lover Got a ooo tattoo That says I did your mother I'm ready for the needle, I'm ready for the ink Give me one cigarette, give me whisky to drink I'm ready for the needle, I'm ready for the ink Strap me down now baby, I like the way you think I got a ooo tattoo Runnin' down my leg Got a ooo tattoo That'll make you beg Got a ooo tattoo Running down my spine We're gonna make you scream We're gonna make you mine I got a ooo tattoo Because I'm a rocker Got a ooo tattoo 'Cos I'm a motherfucker Got a ooo tattoo That says I'm your lover Got a ooo tattoo That says I did your mother Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo Woah woah, woah woah, ooo
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Long Way Down
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I Got Rock N Roll
6.
Keep On Dreamin' 02:22
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At night in my bed The dreams they come, coming through my head The dreams they tell me what to do The dreams tell me I love you Close the curtains, lock the door The dreams are coming, one two three four Keep on dreamin' Keep on believin' All day at my desk The dreams they come, the dreams never rest The dreams are strong, the dreams will win The desk will burn, you must give in The dreams fill me with love not hate The dreams keep coming, five six seven eight Keep on dreamin' Keep on believin' Forget the guitar Forget the drums Made Austria Here we come Keep on dreamin' Keep on believin'

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All songs written and performed by Made Austria.

Made Austria are:
Anya Latham
Nicholas Ogburn
Luke Sinclair

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released January 1, 2007

© Made Austria 2007

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